Lemon Pledge

The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.

As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.

Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.

Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?

A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.

by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009

lemonheads

Yellow diamonds that are so big they look like "lemonheads"-(the candy). Usually a term used when talking about yellow diamond earings.

"Yellow diamonds in my ear, call um lemon heads"-cam'ron from the song "killa cam".

by dj_mike September 4, 2005

Lemon party

an old man orgy

when your grandma found out that grandpa was at a lemon party last night she will shit her depends

by Mr Slicko March 21, 2009

Lemony Snicket

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.

Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!

by Chloe January 11, 2005

sweet lemons

The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.

Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!

by Derya September 6, 2006

Lemon Lolli

When your havin sex with a girls vagina, she pees on ur dick, and then gives u a blowjob

I was fuckin' sherly last wednesday and she pissed on my dick and got me off, a lemon lolli

by fuzzytwinkie April 10, 2009

lemon berry squeeze

A type of sexual, kinky behavior. The act of sexual intercourse. A way of expressing your sexual desires for another individual. The act of kinking. A kinktastrophe.

"LETS LEMON BERRY SQUEEZE!"
"I just want to rip you apart and lemon berry squeeze you so hard it hurts."

by The Ultimate Kink Masters. March 13, 2011