Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023

Hissy Kitty

1) A male or female who complains alot


2) Something that is not going your way

3) NO!

1) "Willie, Why are you being so Hissy Kitty?"

2) "I got beat on NCAA, it was so Hissy Kitty."

3) Justin: "Do you wanna go do it?"
Buffy: Hissy Kitty Justin, Hissy Kitty"

by BoBo2010 March 4, 2009

Miami Kitestring

When anal beads are put in a girl's ass, then pulled out so fast that she shits everywhere.

I've always wanted to give a girl a Miami Kitestring, I just didn't have enough rags to clean that shit up!

by The Nig-Nogs August 21, 2010

Purple Kitty

When a woman has to refrain from sexual activity due to her menstrual cycle, her private area becomes engorged with blood and very moist...

"Hey Brad, you got me so horny and turned on during Aunt Flo's visit that now I have a Purple Kitty!"

by Superwoman RYE March 30, 2013

disco kitchen

A converted regular kitchen, where bombs are dropped on four decks on any given Saturday night.

I was over at Shaneo's disco kitchen and shit was getting real

by brushoom September 20, 2015

fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.

That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.

by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016

Sugar kitten

A woman that's younger than you, is attractive, makes more money than you and you're lucky enough to date/ marry.

I'm a stay-at-home dad now that I got myself a sugar kitten.

by ECO-AF July 27, 2018