Jason

A boy who is brown skin, he is 5'10, he's also a savage. Jason is not afraid of anyone, he'll beat tf out of a girl or boy. He don't fuck around. People claim he has hoes but really doesn't. Jason is a smart, funny and handsome young man. Everyone wishes they were Jason.

Girl - I want to fuck up jason so badly
Boy - Don't do he'll beat the fuck out of you and you're nigga

by Julian Edelman March 15, 2017

Jacksonville Florida

From killer smog caused by factory pollutants to the gangs on moncrief road, Jacksonville is the place for your family and kids to come, downtown Jacksonville looks like a cut city off the walking dead with homeless people mindlessly roaming the streets and every corner, food hospitality is great just make sure you bring your bulletproof vest down to the local McDonalds and the low life scum of down town is phenomenal, as we get closer to the edges of Jacksonville you have Jacksonville beach, Red Tide, that dead fish smell and your local prostitute can all be found here don’t stay under the unfinished boardwalk for too long you might be ambushed by gangs and homeless people. North side is Rednecks and EastSide is the suburbs and WestSide is Gangs and Southside is upper class, don’t even get me started on the Terrible roads and unfinished construction that have been here for the past 30 years. The roads are all torn up and cracks and pot holes, and while your here get robbed and murdered at the half closed Regency mall, and the only solace is the St.Johns Towncenter and The Avenues Mall.

Person 1: Wyd today in Jacksonville Florida?

Person 2: Going to the Towncenter or Avenues Mall you?

Person 1: Yes me too that’s the only thing to do!

by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019

Jason

worlds best bf

Jason is the worlds best bf! he is so amazing and perfect. he is sweet, caring, smart, talented, joyful, trusting, and more. Jason never fails to put a smile on my face, even when i am upset. he always looks out for me and wants the best for me. he is so fun to be around also. plus he has an adorable dog. I love you Jason!

by lc_s December 2, 2020

jason voorhees

jason is a lonely sap that cant make friends cause of his deformed face

jason voorhees is very lonley

by lonelynicholas May 8, 2019

The Jason

Both thumbs up with a smirk up, leaning towards the side.

The Jason

by RyanLolol January 9, 2009

Jason Cruz

proper noun: The lead singer and lyricist for SoCal punk/metal band Strung Out. Cruz is also a talented visual artist in his own right.

"If you love Jason Cruz so much, why don't you just marry him?"
"I just may!"

by teh editrix June 11, 2006

Jackson Five

A term used to describe a hundred dollars; because the twenty has a picture of Andrew Jackson on the front, five of them would equal a hundred dollars. Thus, The Jackson Five. Similar to calling a hundred dollar bill a Benjamin.

Bouncer: I'm sorry, I can't let you in.
Man: But I have some friends who can vouch for me. The Jackson Five, perhaps you've heard of them? (Hands the man 5 twenties)

by Lord Addius May 18, 2007