italian handjob

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.

Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!

by STankylegz October 21, 2009

Itchin Mikitchin

Girls Like To USe This When They Are Suffering From A Very Uncomfortale Itchin SItuation.....In The Fanny Area

When Your Infront Of Others U Can Jus Say....
Wow... Itchin Mikitchin...
And No One WIll Eva Know...!!

by Harold Majafues An Annie May... November 5, 2005

Italian pony

1.an italian man who thinks hes the stallion but really isnt...

2.an italian man who is hung like a pony instead of a horse

3.Guido

italian ponys are wack

by !xabile August 17, 2008

Italian

Organ grinder usually accompanied by a monkey who also doubles as his accountant

"Look at that Italian, oh wait that's the monkey"

by Luigi Da Plumber May 13, 2005

Italian Goggles

When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.

" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"

by tepotini August 1, 2009

Italian Haircut

When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.

Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.

by sccameron91 July 20, 2014

italians

Italians have the 7th highest GDP in the world and the 4th highest in Europe, almost exactly the same as the UK. The average Italian has an IQ of 102, the highest in Europe, tied with Germany, Austria and the Netherlands, making it higher than the UK, France, Sweden, China, THE USA, etc. Most Italian-Americans come from Sicily. Most Italians DO NOT consider Sicilians Italian. Sicilians are Italians heavily mixed with Arabs. Sicily was also once a prison island similar to Alcatraz and when Italy stopped financing them the prisoners were released and built communities there. When you ask people from Northern/Central Italy if Sicilians are Italian they will definitely say no. However Sicilians mistakenly call themselves Italians so that they can sound higher up the social scale, which is bad for real Italians as all modern day stereotypes stem from Sicilians. Historically, almost every mobster has come from Sicily as organized crime was common there. Al Capone, the Gotti's, the Jersey Shore etc. are all Sicilian. Northern/Central Italians are the same skin color as Germans but have darker hair and are usually hairier, like the French. Milan (Northern Italy) is one of the most powerful and wealthiest cities in the world and is the fashion capital of the world along with NYC. If you ever go to Northern Italy you will also notice that many of them are very nice/accepting and soft spoken.

American: You have family in the mafia?

Sicilian: Oh yea, you know us Italians.

Italian: Where in Italy are you from?

Sicilian: Sicily.

Italian: EXACTLY.

by mrh310 May 11, 2010