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The most amazing people in the whole world!
Yeah most of them may be alcoholics but nobody is perfect!
They know how to throw one hell of a party!
Ned:I went to an amzing party last week and i drank so much that I'm still drunk now!
Ted:Wow! Who's party was it?
Ned: Oh this cool Irish dude's
by hells-bells August 31, 2005
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Irish Spring

When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.
"Huh... whats this doing here..."
"Irish SPRING MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
by Petricore May 14, 2013
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Irish

For the great Gaels of Ireland,
Are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry,
and all their songs are sad.
Irish I was a duck
by Donkey Hotey May 9, 2009
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Irish Rubber Band

when one ejaculates into a condom, then tells a female (preferably) to give a blow job. And when she goes to do it pull off the condom so that she gets slapped in the face by semen and the condom, like a rubber band.
get down here bitch so i can give you an irish rubber band!
by guesswho1017 February 8, 2010
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Irish Cum Bomb

Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but instead of Bailey's Irish Creme poured into a shot of Jameson, a load of cum is shot into it, which in turn gets dropped into a glass of Guinness.
Damn, did you here about Stacy last night?.. She did three Irish Cum Bombs, with three different dudes!!!
by dfoss June 22, 2011
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irish sticky bun

The aftereffects of having anal sex (cum is sticky)
by LoganTP April 27, 2006
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Mass Irish.

Similar to the Irish goodbye.

When a large group of people move outside of a bar for a smoke and while outside, make a plan to go elsewhere and leave without letting anyone inside know they are leaving.
Bartender: Hey Tommy, where did half of my customers go?
Tommy: Yeah, like ten people went out for a smoke about 20 minutes ago. They're gone now.
Bartender: Seriously? Damn! They pulled a Mass Irish.
by Blanca C August 6, 2013
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