Autistic ahh horse

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead

Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...

by Spliceez March 8, 2023

Everyone Knows What a Horse Is

A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."

In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."

Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"

by andcastle July 13, 2023

When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"

by Gore finger February 2, 2022

You can't take a horse to water

An old Canadian expression meaning you can't physically take someone and force them to do what they absolutely don't want to do.

Putin needs to learn what you can't take a horse to water means. The Ukrainians won't just roll over and give him their country.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

Horse People

Those that are in love with their horses and prefer interaction and intimacy with their horses than with actual people. Also are snooty and inevitably annoy all those around them

They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses

"Oh did you see the Horse person's status about HORSES on Facebook? Not very surprising..."

"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"

by mojojojo24 December 7, 2012

Horsecock

horse hawrs-kok noun, plural hawrs·koks, (especially collectively)

An massive erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris. Coincidentally, also the name of the (former) starting excuse of a quarterback for the Denver Broncos, Kyle Horsecock.

See "orton" for defined English-language learners »

1. The peen of a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous quadruped, Equus caballus, domesticated since prehistoric times, bred in a number of varieties, and used for carrying or pulling loads, for riding, and for racing.

2. Kyle Horsecock (born November 14, 1982) is an American football quarterback for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Chicago Bears in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He played college football at Purdue.

by TommyTebow October 12, 2011

horselove

a term for the art of beastiality..

usually female sucking animal cock. i.e. horse cock

Very taboo, but it gets the guys turned on. Maybe some females too.

MM.. I'm going to look at some horselove. (aka beastiality porn)

www.horselove.com

by Demilia July 7, 2004