Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"
by L0af-0f-Bread December 1, 2019

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.
I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.
by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd September 23, 2012

The exact combination of search terms that will "magically" return the web page you were looking for.
"How'd you find that? I was searching on similar, but different terms!"
"You got to have the right Google Spell to make the magic happen."
"You got to have the right Google Spell to make the magic happen."
by cojsl September 22, 2011

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.
by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016

The act of forwarding, supporting, or otherwise encouraging the spread of information on social media without even the most cursory of internet searches to check the validity of the information.
Did you hear that Liam Neeson is actually 400 years old and was originally elected to be our first president but George Washington sabotaged the results?
Dude, what?
Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.
Dude, what?
Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.
by Sooook it! June 5, 2015

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day
by Shump February 1, 2014
