German Shepard

German Shepard is the name of an Indian born German citizen vlogger, who keeps posting YouTube videos promoting Arvind Kejriwal and Rahul Gandhi. Most of his viewers and subscribers are concentrated in Pakistan and Bangladesh.
Also called 'German Cockroach' or 'Dhruv Rathee'.

German Shepard claims to be an Indian patriot, but has a German passport.

German Shepard by colonheaver June 14, 2024

German-Tornado 

When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.

Yo, my best friend and I hit up a german-tornado last night!

German-Tornado by Blue - Waffles June 17, 2024

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

German water by von groovy July 17, 2024

German Death Grip 

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.

Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.

German Death Grip by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024

German import 

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

German import by ttykhd August 2, 2024

german stare 

A stare created by the Germans to scare others while in fights or dangerous situations.

German stare + mango mango + phonk + those who know + adrenaline + balkan rage + still water

german stare by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

German Things 

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

German Things by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024