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full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.
the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".
by charlie March 22, 2005
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Full bottle

To be well informed on a particular subject.
I'm not full bottle yet, please give me more information.
by jubei40105 November 30, 2011
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Full Blouse

A term that was once created within a game of poker, when a useless hand was played, and the player shouted "FULL BLOUSE".

The term has also migrated into that of extreme pratical jokes.
Example:

Mechanic: I've fixed the car, that'll be 250 dollars

(Person hands the money)

Person: Is it safe to drive away?

Mechanic: Sure, by all means

(After the person twists the key in the ignition, the car explodes)

Mechanic: FULL BLOUSE!
by Fancy Pants Man April 1, 2009
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Full Days

It means 24 inch wheels or rims. Becuase of 24/7, being 24 as a full hour'd day, and 24 inches as such.
"Full days rollin, block patrollin and glock holdin........"
by Mr. Pimptastic Classic October 7, 2005
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Full Deck

(n) A two-handed handjob.
I heard her say "You like a full deck?" so I looked to my right and she was jerking him off with both hands!
by Oona Pelota June 22, 2016
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full box

"Yo, I had a full box after I eat that chick's lungs."
-Big Lurch
by kenny April 15, 2003
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full biscuit

Dude I'm tryna go full biscuit tonight.
by 3biscuiteers November 24, 2013
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