Skip to main content

fried fruit loops

the act of aggressively fingering a woman until her vagina is over heated and hot. than pour heated oil into it and let it warm up. Then place and let the fruit loops fry. The cum you produce will act as the milk and you two can eat out of her pussy like a bowl and enjoy some cereal together!
example: me and Chad shared a nice meal of “fried fruit loops” it was so yummy!!
by chadparson666 October 19, 2023
mugGet the fried fruit loops mug.

I cut fruit

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016
mugGet the I cut fruit mug.

foot by the fruit

A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.
"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
mugGet the foot by the fruit mug.

what the fruit

Can be used to Express oneself in shock,anger, disbelief.

What the fruit
Jim, What the fruit did you just say!
by Jayka920 October 26, 2019
mugGet the what the fruit mug.

Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce
Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble
by Cregthehat June 30, 2021
mugGet the Barbecue sauce fruit mug.

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022
mugGet the lobster at a fruit stand mug.

the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y
John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
by Swatches December 7, 2021
mugGet the the whole fruit basket mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email