The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.
The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.
The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.
by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025
Get the Church of Austini mug.An intersection which, on constitutional grounds, should not exist.
The terminology implicitly invokes common street names "Church Street" and "State Street" as if they were nominally a small-town street corner, at least ostensibly. In actuality? This is a conceptual stand-in for the constitutional ideal of "the separation of Church and State" being trampled into the ground at the local grass-roots level.
The terminology implicitly invokes common street names "Church Street" and "State Street" as if they were nominally a small-town street corner, at least ostensibly. In actuality? This is a conceptual stand-in for the constitutional ideal of "the separation of Church and State" being trampled into the ground at the local grass-roots level.
Unfortunate that every two-bit agenda-pusher is trying to plop themselves down at the intersection of Church and State.
Those two roads should never cross as this is where freedom goes to die.
Those two roads should never cross as this is where freedom goes to die.
by bitchuck November 20, 2025
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Get the church mug.1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.
Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".
2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.
That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".
2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.
That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.
2) Example:
- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.
2) Example:
- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
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Get the Church mug.To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.
John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!
Sean: church, bro. Church.
Sean: church, bro. Church.
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