Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023

Coolidge feet

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.

Look at her feet! She definitely has Coolidge feet.

by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023

Femboy feet

No. Don't. YOU FUCKING BUNGHOLE STFU

Harry: Hey, search up Femboy feet!
Me: Okay. *searches*
Me: AAAAAAA MY EYES I WILL NEVER LOOK AT MY TOES THE SAME WAY AGAIN
Harry: hahahahahahaha

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 8, 2023

My feet

Getting better actually. Thanks for asking. Sorry about the... You know... Blatant misogyny... I'm surrounded by misandrists and white knights every day. Including my family members.

Hym "Oh, nah my feet are great. It's much easier now that I've been working for a while. Thanks for asking. You're an absolute sweetheart for that. I really enjoyed it."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2023

Summer Feet

When summer comes and you walk outside barefoot often enough that you form a rough protective layer of skin on the bottom of your feet.

If you'd walked barefoot enough to get your summer feet you wouldn't have hurt yourself walking on that gravel.

by CeNedra26 April 12, 2023

Feet Geek

A person who is obsessed with feet.

Me: Mike, I gotta be honest. I'm a feet geek. I love Avril Lavigne.

by Somewhat Schizo April 23, 2023