farker

A word describing someone or something who is ill-intentioned, a jerk, rude, detrimentally stupid, dangerous, hazardous, a douchebag, or just plain mean.

1) That farker almost ran me off the road!
2) That farker just bit me!
3)You are such a farker, you kept me waiting outside, for you, for over 2 hours!

by Cheesepig March 5, 2011

Farsarted

noun-

A individual that transcends past the lines of stupid, retarded, etc.

Dude, did you see that guy in math class today?
Yeah I saw him, he's so farsarted...

by someone in an apartment May 20, 2011

farmerdan

Farmer Dan.. means the same as saying "fight me den" you urge someone on to fighting you.

Dean: you can get the fade pussy bitch!

Ricky: farmerdan!

by Mrs. bout it bout it October 7, 2011

Farmerapp

Farmerapp is not just performing the Goatse act, it is doing it while playing minecraft and on webcam.

Goatse is natural; Farmerapp is naughty.

I'm Farmerappin' ;)

by oscarandjo August 10, 2012

fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends

dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually

by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014

Fartercrank

An annoying person.

"Geeze, Zeb, stop being such a fartercrank."

by be here now July 4, 2014

Farmer Fetish

when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.

"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"

"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."

by dongsilla December 13, 2014