fapobyte

The unit of measurement for porn storage.

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."

by lostnthenet July 7, 2010

fapunition

Ammunition (images, movies, etc.) for masturbating.

My fapunition consists of Katy Perry bouncing in that Elmo t-shirt!

by I.am.Geezus September 29, 2010

Fapologize

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.

I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.

by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

fapgasm

An orgasm that arises from masturbation.

I had trouble falling asleep last night, until I had a fapgasm.

by dapper fapper November 7, 2012

fapicide

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013

Fapart

Any kind of art object - photo, statue, picture etc. which gives male a desire to masturbate or commonly known as fap.

Look at my new anime picture, the girl is in bikini.
- Oh! That surely is a nice fapart!

by McRaw October 26, 2013

faplash

When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.

My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.

by spaghetto May 28, 2014