cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

EI

The least classy place to drink in the Denver metro.

Fuck...I’m broke and look like shit...Let’s hit up EI for some drinks tonight!

by Lolright October 11, 2019

Gouch-eyed

A name used to describe somebody with an extremely cocked eye

Tell that gouch-eyed bitch in your room to get the fuck up and do something! Lazy bitch with her dum looking face

by Zombiesafterme July 13, 2018

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019