English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

Qarsherskiyan English

Qarsherskiyan English is an umbrella term for several somewhat similar dialects of English spoken by some members of the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan tribe and people who grew up around the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community. It is often described by speakers of Standardized American English as being a mix of Tangier Island English, African American English or Ebonics, Southern American Accent, Appalachian Accents, and a bit of Midwestern Accent thrown in, all topped off with random Islamic Arabic and Creole French terms sprinkled in such as:
Bon Mateèn,
Salam Aleékum,
Merci Byoukou,
Alhamdulillah,
SubhanAllah,
MashAllah,
InşAllah,
Etc.

Whenever she speaks in her Qarsherskiyan English, my friend makes me smile. I like her accent. It's very attractive.

by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024

English Language

Is buttcheeks.

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.

by Audreybodaisey December 14, 2024

English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair

"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"

by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025