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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.
Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."
by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011
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sticky eyed

basically when sombody nuts in your face and it gets in your eyes
DAMN HOE YOU JUST MF GOT STICKY EYED
by pacitoman September 26, 2018
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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
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Ei Stan

It's a type of person who thinks that Ei from the game Genshin Impact is the superior archon to the other 3 (Nahida, Zhongli and Venti). Those people can be easily spotted in the comment sections of various edits/comparisons between Ei and other characters. People like this are extremely annoying and braindead. They don't pay attention to the lore most of the time.
Person 1: Wow I really like Zhongli!

Person 2: ei solos tho

Person 1: ew an Ei Stan
by tzewkikagen October 1, 2022
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Raiden ei

A kool electro mommy that has a cool bob sword and has beef with her own puppet
"Omg I love raiden Ei so much"
by anonymous January 28, 2024
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