polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.

OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon

by deep love December 25, 2016

goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!

Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high

by scootertramp April 23, 2016

Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.

She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.

by A+AD August 11, 2018

One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 15, 2018

EYS

Acronym that means “End Yo Sh!t” or eat it for real. I Don’t know lol just made it up today.

*sees random person* “EYS!”

by CoolEmoMilf69 August 28, 2022