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Doing the Dan

The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.

While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.

Durr...
"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."

or

"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
by Daddy Dan March 12, 2008
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Doing a Till

Where one heads off to university away from home but returns before staying any longer then week.
Man 1: "Hey man. You're a massive bender for doing a Till."
Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."
by chimbles October 6, 2005
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Doing the Gaul

A method of stabilising oneself whilst on public transport by means of holding on to two hand rails or slings simultaneously, in such a way that both arms are raised above the head. As a result, the commuter will be well protected from the effects of sudden braking or turning.
"Doing the Gaul, no way I can fall"
by Frau May 3, 2008
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doing physics

Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
by angry piece of shit October 1, 2009
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Doing a Joe

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.
Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!
by Psychological. June 11, 2010
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Doing a Colleen

Doing a Colleen, is when you do something so dumb that its unexplainable. Its the exact feeling you get when you want to shake your head at your dumb friends comment

We all have that one friend who is so uncoordinated, and not the brightest but we love them anyway...
Ffs, youre doing a colleen
by ohclean February 4, 2019
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Doing a sebastian

When you snitch on the squad, to Luke this is called doing a sebastian
by rcc September 12, 2019
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