Daniel Powter

(Duh-n'yell-Pout-rrr) n: a redundant product of Canada's continuing contribution - along with Nickelback and Avril Lavigne - to mediocre, market-determined, manufactured musical merde for the masses. If mind-numbing prescription drugs were made mandatory by totalitarian governments to keep its citizens regularly pacified it would be in the audio form of this "musician". If Dr. Phil wrote songs they would take the lyrical form of this "artist's" album(s). Like Maroon 5 and James Blunt, Daniel Powter goes to show that after 9/11 there seems to never be enough watered-down maudlin pop to reassure emotional secretaries and soccer moms in North America.

Everytime I hear that Daniel Powter song I'm guaranteed to have a "bad day"--starting from those notes that I've heard before in "Easy" by The Commodores/Faith No More. I wish the receptionist at my place of work would learn to like better music - or MORE music, since her favourite radio station plays Daniel Powter and other derivative, unoriginal pop acts every hour on the hour! I don't need some guy telling me what's wrong with me when he feels like a million bucks and I'm feeling like shit at that moment; I'll turn on afternoon TV if I want that, not listen to some hoser who looks like that white rapper of (1990s) "Informer" infamy!

by Boodmanarisin May 2, 2006

Danielle Cohn

A little 12 year old brat that thinks she's 14, She produces horrible music, She's the reason why Zayne left One Direction.

Have you heard Danielle Cohn' s music video? It's horrible and made my ears bleed.

by OmqSteven December 28, 2018

Jack Daniels-ized

The unexplainable phenomenon that causes young men to urinate themselves while passed out as a result of drinking an excessive amount of Jack Daniel's whiskey. Innocent beds, couches, and chairs are frequently the victims of this heinous crime. Generally speaking, the offender is a recidivist, and is unaware of their drunken actions until it is too late.

"Dude, why's your couch outside?" "Oh, Kevin Jack Daniels-ized it again last night."

by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006

Daniel

A bad bitty who just wants some titties. He also some dickie. Who's cool and intelligent and will have your ass rolling on me.

Daniel makes the beat go off.

by Chiefy kiefy November 15, 2017

Daniel

A white male who likes eating cheese. He like making puns, but is not actually good at it. He thinks he is smart, so he like showing off, but he is not actually smart. He dislikes short asian people, probably because a short asian guy stole his lunch money. In Phantom Forces, do a 1440 no-scope, then equip the M231 and the Zip-22 and get a kill each to summon him while eating a pineapple and sleeping on a pillow.

The Daniel Song: Daniel, Daniel, Daniel

Daniel is a happy fellow
He likes Phantom Forces
Always eating jellow
While killing all the horses

He likes cats
And he's chill and mellow
He thinkg he's so smart
But he just eats pineapples while sleeping his pillow

He likes jumpin' on cars
Stealin' all the buns
But he ends up getting' scars
Why you tryin' to make puns

Daniel is a strange fellow
Always up to the test
He thinks he's at the top
But we all know who's the best

CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, he is the best
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, you're not the top
CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, Daniel you're a pest
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, youalways do a flop

Now you know the truth
That I am always better
You look like an orange
Hey isn't it nice weather

Now you feel like cryin'
Oh don't feel so bad
Cuz I ain't even tryin'
So go cry to your dad that you never had

CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, CRISTOPHE, he is at the top
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, your head looks lile a pin
DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL, your also a pest
So be a good boi(Bank Of INdia), and go in the trash bin

by: Cristophe and Dhyey

by haiii_666 June 13, 2018

Danielle Cohn day

On November 8th wear your Havard shirt and adidas pants or clothes that aren't appropriate for your age. Do some inappropriate dancing and be in your way with booty popin'

Nick: hey what's with the out fit
Lily: it's Danielle Cohn day

by Crazy08 November 6, 2019

Daniel Rosenthal

1: Someone that thinks he’s really cool, wishes they were still young so tries to act like they are. Purposely embarrasses others.

2: Midwest NCSY MC

Person 1: I hate my new teacher!
Person 2: why?

Person 1: he is such a Daniel Rosenthal!
Person 2: OH my Hashem I HATE that guy!

by Ncsyer December 26, 2019