curtiot

curtiot - curtious idiot.

when driving, the lone idiot who stops to let someone cross the street, when the cars in the neighboring lanes are clearly oblivious to this gesture and continue to do 70.

check out this curtiot trying to let us cross. thanks, but we feel like living today, go ahead....no, just go ahead, we'll wait...no,it's cool, we'll wait...

by analog dog January 26, 2010

curtain wiper

curtain wiper
kur-tn wahy-per

noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.

"That Justin Bieber, 'e's a right curtain wiper, 'e is."

by Johnny B. Wankstain April 10, 2013

curtis nelson

A real cool electrician with the biggest dick in Indiana

I wish that I was half the man Curtis Nelson is. He knows everything.

by Indiana guy February 16, 2015

curtis combs

A household name you can trust.

I am working on a deal with Curtis Combs.

by Curtis Combs January 21, 2018

curtis

a dick even though he barely has one. the most irresponsible person i know

why are you such a curtis

by goodguy458 May 13, 2018

curtis

a gay man. Most of the time he is short and blonde. Most curtises act like there cool and good at sports but most of the4 time they tottaly fail because they asre short.

curtis is gay

by hey budy 636363636 April 11, 2019

Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022