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covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
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Graham cracker

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid
by Lilnuggetky September 27, 2019
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cracker barrel

son: whats a cracker barrel?
dad: its a group of white pekple
by f uck ypu August 6, 2021
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Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.
I think Gavin is a closet cracker.
by SebasV21 November 11, 2021
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Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass
That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.
by Hipigs March 14, 2017
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Oblyveus Cracker

Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.
He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.
by {======}~~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010
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Cracker Smacker

A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.
A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.
by dumptrucksupremo July 10, 2021
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