It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.
Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009
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Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?
Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?
Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!
by BrianRoxtar June 17, 2011
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The act in fucking a girl and the without telling her pull out and pour lighter fluid on the outside of her pussy and a little on the inside, then light her pussy on fire.
Man last light i was fuckin this bitch i dont like, so i pulled out and gave her a east coast pussy toaster.
by J-Wall October 27, 2012
Get the East Coast Pussy Toaster mug.Being somewhere just realxing or kicking back ; Usually somewhere on the West Coast of USA. People from mostly California would use it.
by Chilly Mack October 12, 2009
Get the Postin West Coastin mug.Slang for the shores of the Great Lakes, specifically Lake Michigan and more specifically Chicago; also known locally to Chicagoans as The Lakefront. The term Third Coast has its origins in Midwestern annoyance at East and West Coast attitudes (namely, the ones that forget there's an entire country out there in the heartland between sea coasts that doesn't need New York or L.A. in order to continue to exist).
1. Prominent Third Coast authors include mystery writer Sara Paretsky, lawyer turned novelist Scott Turow, and poet Marc Smith, originator of the infamous poetry slams at the Green Mill Lounge.
2. Dude, I'm headed down Lake Shore Drive for the Third Coast Festival. You coming?
2. Dude, I'm headed down Lake Shore Drive for the Third Coast Festival. You coming?
by mrtraska May 3, 2006
Get the Third Coast mug.An American 3rd party made up of guys who've never read the US Constitution.
In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).
Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.
Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).
Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.
Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
Constitution Party member: America was founded on The 10 Commandments. Therefore the Constitution gives us a right to outlaw all non-Christian religions (see the 1st Commandment).
Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
by ElvisHairDude98 November 22, 2010
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When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.
by frikybi September 15, 2007
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