coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew

we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

by dm03514 July 30, 2010

glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021

Tactical Coffee Dump

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.

Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit

by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015

pre-coffee coordination

The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.

" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"

"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"

by Jeff so fly July 14, 2007

Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.

John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!

by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011

coffee and cake light

coffee and cake light

a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...

coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

Coffee Vanille

A special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.

Dispenser: WARNING: DRINKING COFFEE VANILLE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND CAN KILL YOU.

Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!

by Hot chocolateman September 9, 2011