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chode

the mini heinikens
by Bob October 7, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.

chode-goblin

An insult refering to someone who is short and ugly and perhaps smelly and/or annoying.
Ugh Mikey is such a chode-goblin.

Stop stalking me, you chode-goblin.
by MorgueAnn February 19, 2007
mugGet the chode-goblinmug.

Master Chode

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011
mugGet the Master Chodemug.

chode chuggler

one who chugs on chodes; a douchebag, cock sucker, queer, faggot
Man, Dave's the biggest douchebag I know! He's such a chode chuggler.
by Jance McBrittle October 4, 2008
mugGet the chode chugglermug.

chode thumbs

When someone has abnormal thumbs (like me!!).
They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.
OMG she has chode thumbs!
by Brissny April 2, 2009
mugGet the chode thumbsmug.

Grundle Chode

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"
Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.
by JOYZGRL November 1, 2010
mugGet the Grundle Chodemug.

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