School/team name change

People who go to a high school have about as much interest in the name of the school as they have in the subjects being taught there. Their main interest is getting it over with and graduating. People who play on a sports team have more interest in making money than they do in what the name of the team they play on is.

The people involved in a school/team name change never held the original name sacred, and won't hold the next one sacred either. For 88 years, it never bothered anybody that the Washington Redskins were the Redskins, the name never really raised an eyebrow. Nobody paid the name much attention, then somebody whines about it and they have to make it politically correct so it no longer offends anybody (even though it never seemed to once in 88 years). They can even pick more neutral colors on their jerseys, how would their fans like a team with neutral colors and a lifeless name to go with it? It would be like playing a team called the neutered Bulldogs dressed in tiny pajamas versus the toxic, rabid, drug-fed junkyard Bulldogs.

by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020

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Dominican oil change

A reference to when one gives a no look reach around hand-job, after which cheap cigars are smoked.

We were stuck at a party and couldn’t find a closet, so I settled for a Dominican oil change.

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chang

The most awesome guy in earth
The guy that is good at sport and very smart
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Chang is my future

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changing her name

referring to marrying someone, and thereby changing their last name.

"I love Sarah so much, I'm thinking of changing her name"

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gan chang

References Adam Levine giving another man androgynous fellatio while maintaining an acne free face

Mick Jagger infamously caught gan changing David Bowie which is why, to this day, people say the best thing that ever came in or out of his mouth was some Bowester.

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Change

Something no one likes to experience

Sally said,

Oh my God why are you changing Laura?? This isn't the person I became best friends with!

Laura replies,

Sally, relax, I am growing as a person and maturing and am happy about it, why can't you accept change?

by Violet Baudelaire April 27, 2017

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