Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

Carter

Fat faggot

Carter can’t get girls

by Carter gnome July 2, 2018

carter

A big fan of being the normal average person to being a geek or some kind of show/hobby.

Damn, carter is really doing his best today.

by lizards are cool :) February 23, 2018

Carter

A neo-nazi that is in denial

Carter I must kill ze Jews

by Carter 卐 February 28, 2018

Carter

She is the prettiest person I have ever met. She has a great personality, she is so so kind and funny. She is good at every thing she does, she is the closest thing to perfect

Boy- She is so pretty

Girl- Her name is Carter, and she is more than that, the is on the basketball team, soccer team, she does live stock
Boy- She sounds perfect

by Eli Holden March 24, 2018

caterpillar rail

The fattest, widest, roundest line of cocaine you could possibly do in one swift motion.

Arie couldn’t see straight after completing that fat white caterpillar rail off the porcelain sink in the men’s bathroom at that shitty dive bar in Jamaica.

by Flaco4ever July 9, 2018

Carternese

A three credit class where you must be equal to or below 5' 3" to take.

I studied for hours for my Carternese test, and I still failed. Did you just reply with "no" to every text message?

by TheOneWhoFallsALot July 11, 2018