Captain Gundam

Thechibi gundamof SD Gundam Force and protecter of Neotopia. He has a re-equipring that permits him to transform from civillian mode to combat mode. He's kinda stiff and doesn't understand emotions. He has a souldrive and is Shute's best friend. He has recieved special dispensation to use firearms in the protection of Neotopia and suggests that the enemy lay down their weapons and whithdrawl at once.

This is Captain Gundam! He's my best friend.

by Dogman November 30, 2003

captainbang

To have sexual intercourse.

*never plural...aka captain banged...always captain bang

"Last night we captain bang!"

by Slam and Megan August 15, 2005

cantaros

Literally jugs in Spanish. Slang for breasts.

¡Ella tiene cantaros grandes!
She has big jugs!

by Linda J. August 28, 2005

Captain Stubs

N. term of endearment for a person with half fingers, or with disfigured fingertips

Dude, Captain Stubs can play one mean alto sax thanks to his stub fingers!

by Wicks July 12, 2007

Captain Ka-Buttholes

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.

"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"

by deadgirlxsinful December 20, 2009

Captain Crazy Pantsed

To have one's Quality Score reduced to the point that an Adwords campaign is no longer profitable. In reference to a infamous episode of a drunken Google Adwords Software Engineer who shows little social restraint.

I was killing it on Acai Berry offers, but then my quality score got Captain Crazy Pantsed, and I'm losing money now.

by Captain Crazy March 10, 2010

captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010