Caddlecrack

An exciting game where one places a skinned, headless, horse carcass on their head and yells racial insults at a passerby. Passerby(s)/onlookers are encouraged to hurl bricks at the contestants. The winner is the person with the most bricks collected still able to stand.

In midtown (wherever) a game of Caddlecrack had just begun. Some neighbors weary of the ongoing games had begun withholding their bricks, others, opportunistically had set up stalls. This afternoon's Caddlecrack was going to be an event to remember.

by burwd March 25, 2017

candle treatment

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face

damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!

by zach and scott June 14, 2008

candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010

candlelit penetration

a scrumpet's favorite thing, where during intercourse in a candlelit room, a man penetrates the vagina while wiping the remains of his dirty toilet paper along the clit.

Man: Let's go back to my place and have some candlelit penetration.
Girl: Ew, you're nasty!

by penisesarebeautiful May 22, 2011

Candlenuts

When a girl performing fellatio leads the lucky man to think she will swallow like a champ, but at the moment before mangasm wimps out, and simply holds the shaft while watching the fireworks.

The man is left with his man-batter dripping from the tip down onto his balls; resembling the pattern of a burning candle's melted wax.

-I thought this hoodrat would swallow my pump-spunk, but she wasn't in-it to win-it and I was left with a case of candlenuts.

by Mav23 June 5, 2011

Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

cadderot

an extremely snobby person

You're such a cadderot, with your two-faced self!

by misscrazy13 July 29, 2011