butter cake

when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake

bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back

by sausage June 2, 2015

kurfuffle butter

Just like truffle butter but when she is on her period

Yo girl I can't eat you out on your period that kurfuffle butter is everywhere

by richjesus March 28, 2015

Butter flutter

A butterfly kiss to the anus.

The act of fluttering ones eyelashes against the receiving parties anus to create a light, tickling sensation.

Sally found receiving a butter flutter from Harry very sensual.

by KitchenSmut August 20, 2017

Poodoo Butter

The aftermath of an extremely beefy fart (preferebly wet)

Damn my ass itches, must be covered in poodoo butter

by Johny_wax-a-twat August 16, 2010

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

Swapping butters

When you're the bachelor at a stag party, and your friend's plate has a nicer piece of butter on it, so you decide to switch the plates

Yo, the butter on your plate looks nicer than mine, I'm swapping butters

by mandeepr April 4, 2019

Mustard Butter

Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.

After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.

by Mustard Butters November 22, 2019