Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity

The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.

I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.

by Lumpy T October 23, 2017

braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)

Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.

by smore007 April 21, 2018

brain trigger

A brain trigger is when you type something in all caps, excited or laughing or freaking out.

HAHAHAHAHHAGA
NDNDKSSKKSJSJSJSJ
she just had a brain trigger, its normal

by ekndjemwmwm January 6, 2018

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

braincrupt

When your mind is basically all spent and you can't think any more.

By the time I finished my SATs I was so braincrupt that I couldn't find my car keys.

by Rusharoundandaround May 27, 2018

brain jinx

When you and another person think, or do, the same thing at the same time. The actions make it apparent versus the words being said.

Texting-

Trina:
Hey, I miss you! <3 <3

Jessy:
I was literally just about to text you the same thing. Brain jinx! How funny :)

by My.other.ride.is.a.Firebolt. October 25, 2018