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Boob Dog

The art of making a Boob Dog:

Take 1 erect penis and 1 pair of breasts, slide erect penis between breasts, get owner of breasts to lean forward to enjoy the end of the penis. From her point of view it's like a hot dog. Voila - Boob Dog.
Last night was crazy, my girlfriend and I made a Boob Dog, I don't think she liked the manaise sauce it came with...
by Devious Al March 11, 2010
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Spooky Boobs

a form of being, in the game of Minecraft. Turn yourself invisible and put on either an Iron Chestplate or Chain Chestplate, and you will look like a floating chestplate. If you are a girl, theoretically the chestplate would be covering your boobs, while invisible, so hence the name "Spooky Boobs"
Sky: Hey look, floating chestplate!
Jerome: Nah, bro those are Spooky Boobs!
by SolidSnake1985 August 20, 2013
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fire boobs

when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there
sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs

partario: i thought you were my girlfriend
by pleb 5 March 31, 2009
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cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.
Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
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grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!
Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!
by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008
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boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.
"Oh no, my piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"
by Tucker Sampson May 18, 2008
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Boob valley

The deep gorge between the "womanly mountains" usually accentuated in a negative way by certain ill-fitting clothing.
The prom dress would have looked perfect on her if not for the boob valley.
by redlead April 24, 2012
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