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Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob 

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.

Vancouver Blowjob 

When a "loose" woman (with visible sores) offers to perform oral sex on a man in exchange for cigarette money.
That bitch gave me a dirty Vancouver Blowjob for only a loonie!
Vancouver Blowjob by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Georgia blowjob 

The best blowjob a guy can ever get; it goes beyond just deep-throating a guy's dick, as it involves a double deep-throat with another girl.
The best blowjob I ever got was a Georgia blowjob!
Georgia blowjob by gettingood' January 25, 2012
A Blowjob is defined by how expertly you do it!
it's a skill that few people master. Gentle pressure or a slight milking action at the base of his cock can help to harden him up a bit. Like sword-swollowing, deep-throating takes hours of practice, to relax the gag reflex. For huge Cocks it's got to be done in a 69 position so your tongue is right on the helmit, and easily revolves repeatedly around it, in all directions. If you're working upside down on it, the curve of the Cock more comfortably slides all the way down your throat. Your lips should always cover your teeth, unless he likes for you to bite him a bit, down near the pubes. Gentle biting/pulling of only the loose skin behind the head is allowed. if you start to gag, slow down and think how smooth, warm, soft, and tasty his skin is. Cocks can be love-ly.
The thing that really drives any man wild is pointing your tongue and working it up, around, and into the hole in his dick. Whether a guy has an almost tongue-sized hole or a very little one, he'll love you tongueing it out.
Think of a Blowjob as a dance routine... you need a quiet, teasing, promising beginning. Then you must use your mouth to 'take possesion' of the whole arena. Raise the energy levels as slowly as possible, as you actually choreograph a long sequence of repititious touches, moves, twists, and shapings, so he never gets bored or loses his climax. But a few rests or slowdowns, at the right times, can prolong and intensify the climax.
When he finally can hold it no longer, just let him rip and roar. And of course you want to swallow his gift to you... it's a part of him and full of energy giving protein.
if you're lucky, he'll be able to have several more 'go's', as you gently awaken him throughout the night. The very best climaxes come at dawn.
An expert blowjob is 'the best a man can get'
blowjob by nonebetter April 19, 2007
1. (noun) A form of oral sex consisting of either a man or woman sucking, licking and (or) blowing a penis.
I paid that hoe $50 and she only gave me a blowjob.
blowjob by wordmaster666 January 9, 2016
When a woman/man places her mouth upon a mans penis and moves it up and down in a sensual like fashion until the man ejaculates.
“Bro Andrew just sucked my dick until I came on his ginger face
You mean he gave you a blowjob?”
Fuck yeah, what a whore!”
Blowjob by D Shwizzle January 23, 2018