The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 19, 2021
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Nostalgia Blindness

AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity

When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.
Split-Screen gaming was super shitty, y'all have nostalgia blindness
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 10, 2024
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Snow Blindness

A black woman who exclusively dates white men.
Aisha got that Snow Blindness, she only dates white dudes
by Neon Clear May 30, 2024
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blind dick

Someone who would fuck everything with a hole and does so
Exemple 1
Yo Yanice slept with that ugly ass bitch
He a real blind dick
Exemple 2
Man a hole is a hole
You a real blind dick hakeem
by badasssuperblackpanda July 12, 2014
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Boy blind

when a boy seems like he has such a good personality, you become blind to how he looks.
friend: you actually the worst taste in boys

me: i think i’m boy blind
by BBarbiex0x0 September 03, 2020
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short deaf and blind

yes cameron is short deaf and blind
by useyourrealnameyoushould October 12, 2022
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Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.
Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.
by Box_o_Foxes June 06, 2024
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