Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!

A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!

by 2muchrush September 22, 2022

existential bliss

Forgetting that Mariah Carey exists

Person A: *sends a Mariah Carey meme *
You: i forgot that she exists
Person A: sorry I ruined your existential bliss
You: you did

by WeezerFan07 September 28, 2022

its bless

used by raz yahoo boys who have no direction

Person 1: This abokuta sun is hot o
Person 2: Its bless

by yjdyz75xdg October 18, 2022

special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023

dish blesser

An automatic dishwasher appliance in a kitchen that doesn't actually clean the dishes, but we use it anyway. Apparently we think it blesses the dishes.

Have you unloaded the dish blesser yet?

by explanagraphics June 18, 2023

Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

Aural Bliss

Indicates a pleasant , joyfulness to the ear

The violinist will take you to a realm of aural bliss with tonight's performance

by Swaggerd42069 August 1, 2023