it's your birthday

Who gives a shit it's your birthday, you most likely don't have any friends.

Tom: Its my birthday...Yay!
Bob: Does it look like I care?!?

it's your birthday by Cyber Ghost March 23, 2004

mexican birthday party 

A strip club, pinata, barbecue, loud music, mysterious looking condoms, some shady dude named lil' Pedro that doesnt talk to anyone,and a WHOLE lot of tequila is involved.... and thats the first 20 minutes.....

Person 1: Dude where were you last night?
Person 2: I was at a mexican birthday party... do you know anyone named lil' Pedro?
Person 1: No, why?
Person 2: Cuz he's sleeping on my couch right now

mexican birthday party by The D and The V November 26, 2013

confetti cum on birthday 

little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday

I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday

confetti cum on birthday by domesquad event organizer September 6, 2010

Lexi’s birthday 

a day that celebrates the wonderful and great lexi

it’s lexi’s birthday today!!

Lexi’s birthday by cowww November 3, 2020

it's your birthday

yay for you

you get a prize

it's your lucky day!

you did good

I like you

you like that don't you

jack: omigod dottie, bobby-jean liked my film
and wants to screen it opening night!

dottie: It's your birthday! hay hay.

it's your birthday by Dottie March 23, 2004

it's your birthday

Birth-day, hence conception-day, hence you're getting sex tonight.

"go shorty, it's your birthday." - 50 Cent

it's your birthday by ghoatie March 26, 2004

Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.

"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"

Hermione Granger's Birthday by 62662 October 18, 2011