Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Birthday

A special holiday that only occurs on each day that is great at your Junes

"Happy Birthday!"

by theycallmebusy October 27, 2020

Ruby Birthday

A Ruby Birthday is when you are the same age as the time you were born.

Birthday Boy“I was born at 2:21 PM and I’m 21 today, therefore its my Ruby Birthday”

Particularly annoyed person “Piss off nerd.”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

Mallory’s Birthday

The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.

I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉

by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021

Birthday Style

When a friend or significant other of yours is out of town during the actual time period of your birthday, but they take you out for something and pay for everything to make up for it

H: Hey babe, I know I was in Spain all summer and your birthday was in June, but can we do something birthday style?
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!

by Adam buckley November 28, 2020

Birthday Meatdown

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.

Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”

by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023