The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
by Bad C dev February 10, 2021
1) Used by someone to make you feel special, when really they have 50 best friends.
2) Used to obtain food, etc...
3) Used to sustain genuine strong friendships.
Often abbreviated BFF.
2) Used to obtain food, etc...
3) Used to sustain genuine strong friendships.
Often abbreviated BFF.
"Hah, you're my best friend forever!"
"If I can have some of that sandwich I'll be your best friend forever!"
"Let's hang tmrw k?
--
Mark (Your BFF)"
"If I can have some of that sandwich I'll be your best friend forever!"
"Let's hang tmrw k?
--
Mark (Your BFF)"
by Azoundria January 09, 2009
A best friend you can always relay on, if your actual best friend is not around, or not available for the time being. You often talk to them on facebook or text them a lot.
Anna, and Ray are second best friends, they always relay on each other when their other best friends are not around.
by retzo May 17, 2011
I have a pointer mix named Abby, SWEETEST DOG IN THE WORLD! She cuddles me if I cry, when I'm mad she comes to me to calm me down, she even does this cute thing where she rests her chin on my leg when she begs for food! She TRULY IS my best friend! Man's Best friend!
by My dogs are cute! February 26, 2021
(Also known as the GBF) The gay best friend is the best friend of any hot girl you know, and the key to getting with that girl. Behind every hot Girl is a GBF. There are three GBF laws that, if you follow, you just might get laid.
1.Thou shall not make homophobic remarks towards the GBF
2. Thou shall befriend said GBF
3. Impress the GBF, and you will have instant access to the girl
1.Thou shall not make homophobic remarks towards the GBF
2. Thou shall befriend said GBF
3. Impress the GBF, and you will have instant access to the girl
John: Did you get laid dude?
Eric: No i called her Gay Best Friend a fag
John: you should Apologize
Eric: Done we're friends and guess what
John: What?
Eric: Amber and Did the nasty
Eric: No i called her Gay Best Friend a fag
John: you should Apologize
Eric: Done we're friends and guess what
John: What?
Eric: Amber and Did the nasty
by jmpjwp February 22, 2011
a best friend is some one hoo cares bout u hoo is always there for u and u wont let a guy get between u so if u have a best friend(s)hold on tight cause they can help u thru life:)
by Rachel November 24, 2004
1. Noun: Stemming from the non weakness of a DJM and abilities to work multiple Saturday's in a row. 2. verb: The act of performing to a standard just below DJM. 3. Understanding the pronouncements of SOP 81-1 paragraph 65.
Dave has exemplified himself as the "World's Best Auditor" from his ongoing commitment to the slavery of our business.
by World's Worst Auditor March 30, 2005