When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan
by AGB7 October 20, 2017
Get the doritos arse mohichanmug. 
If you are an 'Arse Licking-Lizzy' it means that you would do anything for a promotion. An Arse Licking-Lizzy is similar to a brown noser where a person licks so much arse to get a job that they literally have shit on their nose and they stink of shit too.
"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"
''yeah man''
"she now has poo on her nose"
"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
''yeah man''
"she now has poo on her nose"
"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
by psdoffe November 17, 2011
Get the Arse licking lizzymug. A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
by A smart arse November 30, 2011
Get the Smart-Arse-Taxmug. polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.
E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?
Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?
Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.
by Sharky6 August 1, 2016
Get the arse fartmug. alternative for bum bag, a bag which one wears atop their buttocks, (secured by a belt-like device with a clip for attachment and detachment) while running, walking, etc.
in the television series, 'the nanny', yeta wears an 'arse sack' incorrectly, and wears it on the front, hence the name 'arse sack' or 'bum bag'
"hey, mum, have you got your arse sack on yet so we can get runnin'"
"hey, mum, have you got your arse sack on yet so we can get runnin'"
by nirvana fanatic July 12, 2005
Get the arse sackmug. Modern slang for cool or awesome or fantastico
or
When you buttocks are about to get hit/spanked/pinched/scratched
or
When you buttocks are about to get hit/spanked/pinched/scratched
by Neenishspeenish March 16, 2006
Get the arse whippinmug.