Making Knuckle children

To masturbate or to jack off.

Danny is in the bathroom making Knuckle children

by RubioRocket013 October 4, 2006

Moose Knuckle Buckle

When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time

I just gave that fool a moose knuckle buckle

by Cobs sammitch October 20, 2016

one knuckle fuck

This happens when a person that you are finger fucking .....with one finger.....your finger fucking finger....gets off when you only stick one knuckle in and they orgasm.

She's a one knuckle fuck!!! I didn't even get off!!!

by JoeyBomm July 11, 2020

Mc Fuck Knuckle

Very Very stupid person

What the fuck is that Mc Fuck Knuckle doing I asked for a Mc Fuffin

by Shad457 May 5, 2011

Ukrainian knuckle duster

A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.

Sex isn't the same with my wife anymore since she let me whip out the Ukrainian knuckle duster

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

graveyard for knuckle children

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.

Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.

by tino_grrl October 4, 2012

Knuckle Fucker 5000

A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.

Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!

by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020