anal cooch

A gay man's vagina.....

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....

by that_just_happened July 22, 2007

anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.

Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.

by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013

Anal Heave

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.

When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.

by Dic.Twister May 11, 2014

darth anal

A man who can use the force to convince a girl to go to the dark side, meaning engage in anal sex.

Barry drove the hershey highway with this girl last night. It was her first time. He really is Darth Anal. Using his powers to convince her to go to the dark side.

by Impaasta January 14, 2015

Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.

Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.

by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015

Anal Clairvoyance

While in mid fart, the ability to cease and desist immediately on sensing the oncoming of the shart.

If it wasn't for my anal clairvoyance, I would have shit down both legs just now.

by Itchyasisaur June 9, 2014

anal candles

do you guys sell anal candles

i really need anal candles

by cc_fresh October 16, 2021