Anal Precognition 

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

Anal Precognition by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

anal bunt 

Slightly tapping the asshole to get a fart to come out

I'm going the anal bunt your mom

anal bunt by Anal bunt April 15, 2017

Anal Assault 

The merciless pounding of ones anus.

I'm sorry to inform you that your moms been the victim of an anal assault, and l am the prime suspect.

Anal Assault by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

anal cheesegrater

the act of getting cheese and placing it into your partners anal hole. Then allow your partner to put cheese into your anal hole and then proceed to rub your butt cheeks hard together until the cheese has fallen out and is shredded.

i like anal cheesegrater on pornhub
my wife wont do an anal cheesegrater with me

i get hungry after anal cheesegrater... well you know the rest

anal cheesegrater by Laverz September 26, 2017

Anal Penetration Formula 

The Angle of the Dangle x The mass of the ass = The heat of the meat

What is the formula to ass fuck someone? -Arbiter

look it up. its called the Anal Penetration Formula. -John

Anal Penetration Formula by Killerflash25 October 9, 2017

anal blowfish 

An anal blowfish occurs by putting your gasey partner on all fours, begin tonguing the anus until your partner farts into your mouth causing a firm puffing of the mouth cheeks - resulting in an anal blowfish.

My partner and I enjoyed anal blowfish last night!

anal blowfish by D Bird November 22, 2017

anal nuke 

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.

Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!

anal nuke by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017