Adam Lazzaro

The lead singer of Taking Back Sunday... He has an emo haircut and twitches like crazy when he sings. Normally, this would be quite frightening and ultimately unattractive. With adam, however, it is amazingly sexy. EMOGASM!

Watch the music video for MakeDamnSure... Adam Lazzaro is the hot one who looks on the verge of seizuring.

by melted snowman July 28, 2008

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Adam

Appears to be an average guy but make no mistake, this piece of crap will let you down again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again... you get the idea.

Ben: Adam, do you want to come to the driving range this afternoon?
Adam: Yeah sure.
*couple hours later*
Ben: Can't wait to go to the driving range this afternoon.
Adam: I can't go, I got to suck on a d*** from Weston.

by Randolph_The_Great April 11, 2019

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Adam

A man who cannot ejaculate.

Adam couldn't come when Sarah ravaged him last night.

by Brylars June 7, 2011

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Someone who never stops eating apples. OR Someone who eats, and chews apples loudly, open mouthed, and doesn't notice how much someone hates him for it.

Dude, stop being an Adam, I can hear you chewing your apple from over here.

by C.S.W.T.L S.W.A.T December 24, 2007

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adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by john October 29, 2004

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