pushing a snake

vulgar slang--taking a shit

Dad was grunting on the toilet while trying to push a snake.
Dad grunted in the bathroom while pushing a snake.

by TammyTime1991 April 9, 2015

smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016

shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.

"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"

by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

Bush Snake

1. Slang for a penis, particularly one that is surrounded by significantly long pubic hair.

2. A non-venomous snake found in Africa.

She got hair in her mouth after sucking his bush snake.

by MFCM December 8, 2016

ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.

As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....

by Marteau December 14, 2015

Snake Garden

A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.

Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.

All the students are snakes. Tingvoll Videregående is a snake garden

by Albus12345 November 27, 2018

Body Snake

A mowel movement of immense size and girt usually involving a large amount of pride and sense of accomplishment.

Pooper - “Dude! I just let loose a body snake of a life time.”

Friend - “ Holyshit! That must weigh 10 pounds. What did you eat?!?!”

by Mad Shitter October 20, 2018