let me pipe

pipe, meaning Dick you down, hit it, smash and or fuck no strings attached.

" Damn kissy, when you gon' let me pipe?"

by Chocalate_Nocandy June 9, 2016

Canada Exhaust Pipe

When it is so cold outside that when one farts, water vapor is seen from the farters ass. Exactly like a cars muffler in winter.

Dude: Fuck it's cold as shit outside!
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.

by WholePriest December 30, 2011

Lunch Under The Pipes

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.

"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.

For a Similar Definition See tossed salad

"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."

by ResIpsa March 10, 2010

coke can pipe

a way to smoke weed. first, take any normal can, and make a bend in it halfway through, steep enough to hold weed in it. then, with a knife, make 3 slits in the can and place the weed there. take a lighter, light the weed, and place your mouth on the hole you would usually drink from. inhale

we didnt have a piece so we made a coke can pipe

by froobinator September 10, 2006

Double Pipe Party

The act of synchronising the expulsion of a turtle head whilst exhaling smoke from a crack pipe for ultimate pleasure and rush.

"Make sure you lock the toilet door this time, I don't want my mother walking in while you're having a DOUBLE PIPE PARTY again!"

by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014

lead pipe massage

1)savage physical beating

2)verbal beating, scourned, read her/him the "riot act"

1)he/she got the lead pipe massage while he was walking home from work last night.

2)he/she got the lead pipe massage for being late for the meeting.

by WstLwnG March 3, 2009

human gas pipe

A human gas pipe is when two or more people (preferably in a sexual setting) engage in an ass to mouth oriented, human centipedesque configuration whilst performing analingus amidst passing down a chain of gas via ass coughs

Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?

Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe

by Juicey Freddy March 20, 2021