Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

Windchimed

The act of smoking a banana stoggey, black and mild, and immediatley drinking german beer.

Dude, i was so Windchimed last night!

by Austin Harres March 13, 2010

Windows Defender

Virus

windows defender infected my computer and forced jawkaye to boost me

by Windows Defender February 15, 2019

church windows

The appearance of stained glass, suspended between two fingers after inserting aforesaid fingers into your favourite lady's front bottom and liberally covering with fanny splat, then removing and opening the fingers held up against a bright light...

... She gives great church windows.... its almost holy!

by Bolerobob December 7, 2006

Tit Window

An otherwise normal woman's shirt with a completely pointless hole in the middle, below the neckband, specifically designed to display her cleavage. Not to be confused with a regular low-cut shirt.

It's fine to wear short shorts and a tank top and say you aren't asking for attention, but if you say the same thing while wearing a shirt with a tit window you need to shut the fuck up.

by AntonioCastagnoli September 9, 2016

we have a window

The brief time you have to have sex when your kids are away

Hay babe we have a window

by Wow they’re reading this April 26, 2022

window minimization

(Noun) The medical condition whereby a drug user suffers from the illusion that his desktop windows are minimizing and maximizing of their own accord, for no apparent reason.

Whoa maaan, my windows are like.. totally minimizing. That's just sooo out there maaan

by Anon April 21, 2005