A phenomena that usually only occurs when a woman is in the hands of a competent lover. The woman, upon reaching unparalleled heights of sexual excitement, naturally produces *so* much vaginal lubrication, that the vagina becomes completely frictionless. Sadly, this leads to an unsatisfying sexual experience for all concerned.
by Micky G November 19, 2006
Get the wet out mug.someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3
“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021
Get the wet lettuce mug.A beverage consisting of chilled sweetened coffee with milk and vodka
A variation on the White Russian cocktail
"Wet" implies that the beverage is orgasmic
A variation on the White Russian cocktail
"Wet" implies that the beverage is orgasmic
After I drank half my frappuccinno, I put 4 ounces of Grey Goose in the bottle, shook it up, and chugged that Wet Russian.
by elsanth July 5, 2009
Get the Wet Russian mug.when you make out with a chick and you are wearing a long sleeved shirt or sweater and you rub the spit off your mouth on to the collar or sleeve and some one feels it.
by ineedsomecashforgold1000 November 23, 2009
Get the Wet Sleeve mug.A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.
by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010
Get the Wet Monkey mug.Similar to wet willy in which one person licks one of their fingers and inserts it into the vagina in an attempt of foreplay or to create more lubrication.
by BelleAtABall August 20, 2006
Get the Wet Philly mug.A person who will not attend a popular engagement without a reasonable excuse. Popular between scottish friends.
#1"You no' coming down the Pub?"
#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"
#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"
#2"No"
#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"
#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"
#2"No"
by PureWhetto#1 November 12, 2009
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