wanker tank

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

by Sandenc October 16, 2006

Walderslade

Nestled in Medway, near to Lordswood and Chatham, it would be expected that it would be full of chavs too- but although there are some, few live here, mostly they live in Lordswood, Weedswood and Chatham. Walderslade has many different groups, and the elderly live in certain areas peacefully and happily, as many areas of Walderslade are more posh and peaceful than those in other areas of Medway.

Walderslade(Y)

by Stroidy December 13, 2010

Phone Wanker

Someone with an overwhelming obsession with their phone, phone related apps and equipment. Someone with a new phone who is generally a boring person with nothing relevant or interesting to talk about. Someone with an aggressive need to show you their phone and tell you about its uninteresting attachments.

Look at my new phone, it has an app that comes up with interesting phone related conversation starters. Check out how much music my phone has! Why would I want to sleep with you when, instead we can talk about how much memory my phone has. I have no personality but my phone can be used as a metal detector. I am a complete Phone Wanker!

by The Scuzzy one October 28, 2010

Wallered out

To be worn out, loose, stretched out.

Her vagina was wallered out after an all nighter with her husband.

by AnGel0fDeath213 December 21, 2016

Wind Waker

One of the best Zelda games of all time for the Nintendo GameCube. It takes place 100 years after Ocarina of Time, when Hyrule is flooded under the Great Sea. Link, for his 12th birthday, dresses as the Hero of Time spoken in the legends that reflect Ocarina of Time. Having his sister, Aryll, kidnapped, he goes on an adventure eventually involving saving the world.

Anyone who bashes the game is a graphics whore and/or an Xbox/PS2 fanboy who has never even played this game.

by Henry December 6, 2004

George Walter Bush

Premier of Us and A.

We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walter Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. Very STROOOONG. But, perhaps not as strong as his father Barbara.

by Borat S. Sagdiyev April 25, 2007

Great Wakering

The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.

I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.

by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009