Guido Walk

To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.

Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.

by Jteson14 March 7, 2011

walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021

WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.

Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.

by Ega September 27, 2014

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

walk the peacock

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.

This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.

Tanya's carpal tunnel interfered with her menage a moi so she called up Josh to walk the peacock.

by Zeze.X February 25, 2018

Walking Kill

A person that dominates anything and everything in sight.

Have you ever seen Shane play cod? He’s a walking kill.

Connor always hits deep three’s. He’s a walking kill.

Did you see Tyler clear the ball full field and score? Yah man, he’s a walking kill.

Lazarus gets no buns. Yah he wishes he was a walking kill.

by Chromosome #420 February 28, 2020

walk asparagus

The act of burning marijuana and inhaling it into your lungs through a pipe.

to: toke, smoke dope, get high, walk asparagus, ect.

by ilovemycat April 17, 2011