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Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!
by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018
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Blue Waffle

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP
by Nuioj August 5, 2018
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Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.
I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.
by ɯ August 23, 2018
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Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants
by Fat glennon February 2, 2019
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Top Waffler

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀
U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler
by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019
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Thug waffle

Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).
1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.
by Albertish May 22, 2019
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Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!
by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019
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