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Urban Dictionary

An online source of pop culture words and phrases that used to be helpful and fun before it went woke.
Urban Dictionary ranked after it went woke.
by spaceotter July 10, 2020
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Urban Sex

i walk into the city and WHATTTTTTTT
theres Urban Sex
by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018
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Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.
by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

One of the most amazing and terrifying places to visit on the interwebs
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.
Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for
by Ariel White June 24, 2013
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Urban freak

A person who only will publish something on Urban Dictionary only if it includes sex, swear words, or drugs.
I made many perfectly good definitions for Urban Dictionary but those Urban Freaks just don't publish them.
by mirmirladybug November 5, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
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Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions
Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....
by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018
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